I went bowling last night by myself and I actually enjoyed it. PGP

“Well, we really needed this rain.” PGP

Being an unpaid intern with a college degree. PGP.

Every drink last night equals another cup of coffee this morning. PGP

I thought I sent that to you. PGP.

Called my boss the wrong name this morning. Fortunately, he doesn’t know mine. PGP

Construction on our office building took out the elevator. I work on the eleventh floor. PGP

“Dear God, please make me a bird so I can fly far. Far far away from here.”

Trying to explain to your coworkers how your Vegas Bachelor Party was without violating any HR guidelines. PGP.