That death glare from the 5th floor receptionist because she’s starting to realize I only come there to use the cleaner, less crowded bathrooms. PGP.

The sound of typing will be the end of me today.

My meeting mindset has evolved to “admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations”. PGP.

Are Tuesday Scaries a thing? Because if so, I believe I have them. PGP

My hair loss shampoo bottle is so big that I can’t place a beer on my shower shelf #PGP

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

Highlight of my day: Credit score increased! PGP.