I do my window shopping on Monster and CareerBuilder. PGP

Picked the wrong Sperry’s for casual Friday.. Everybody in the office can smell the Natty Light stains on them

Girlfriend just said she felt sick. There goes my weekend. PGP

Someone flushed a toilet during a conference call.

The new guy just started singing along to Toto’s ‘Africa’. PGP.

Each batch of interns seems dumber than the last. PGP