My to-do list is finished by 2:00pm every single day. After that it’s all smoke and mirrors. PGP.

Last week I got engaged to the love of my life. We met on Tinder. PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

Handing in your two week notice as an April Fools’ joke and then actually quitting when you realize how good it feels. PGP.

I flirted with a 48-year-old divorcee today. PGP.

The paradox of days passing very slowly, but the months passing all too fast.