Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.

Using Tinder as my main source of social interaction. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

Finding out the real world doesn’t celebrate Columbus Day, the hard way. PGP.

Month-to-month leases. PGP.

Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

The urge to fiercely urinate woke me up 15 minutes before my alarm. PGP.

Taking the middle stall in the office bathroom to throw everyone else off. PGPM.

Enjoying Timehop more than your present day Facebook. PGP.