Go up to Mike Trout, Aaron Judge, or Giancarlo Stanton and tell them half of all baseball players are fat. Please record the result let us all have a laugh.
Disney is the real life, corporate version of Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader.
Started off as the unforeseen but powerful force for good. The chosen one. With the guidance of its mentor, it had much potential. Then, it’s mentor died. Others tried to step forward and provide leadership, but they couldn’t control its power. Finally, fear and greed for greater power has led to its turn to the dark side. Now, it is destroying the childhoods of that it once filled with joy. Damn you Disney. Damn you.
Todd, there’s absolutely no way I’m paying for any of this. Buying you two plane tickets to Paris was my grand finale to ensure your bank account started taking the hits permanently.
Highly recommend everyone to go and watch The Man From Snowy River before it leaves Netflix. My dad’s all time favorite movie that can be best described as a sappy Australian western movie that features Kirk Douglas. Awesome rainy day movie.
Unfortunately, It’s mine. Sorry I’ve been gone so long, I was in The Virgin Islands with my receptionist and I went silent to avoid my wife. Girl gets it all from her.
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Go up to Mike Trout, Aaron Judge, or Giancarlo Stanton and tell them half of all baseball players are fat. Please record the result let us all have a laugh.
I still can’t believe that Terry is dead. He was a good man and a good golfer, even if he did go to a second rate school like UConn.
Buy her dad some scotch. Trust me.
It’s Mr. Fitzpatrick, General. Have some class for once.
Hey deFries, at least have the decency to mention me by name instead of calling me “her dad”. Show some respect, son.
Sorry I’m late to the punch, but damn straight.
You’re damn right it’s going to be at a country club.
Disney is the real life, corporate version of Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader.
Started off as the unforeseen but powerful force for good. The chosen one. With the guidance of its mentor, it had much potential. Then, it’s mentor died. Others tried to step forward and provide leadership, but they couldn’t control its power. Finally, fear and greed for greater power has led to its turn to the dark side. Now, it is destroying the childhoods of that it once filled with joy. Damn you Disney. Damn you.
Todd, there’s absolutely no way I’m paying for any of this. Buying you two plane tickets to Paris was my grand finale to ensure your bank account started taking the hits permanently.
I do, it’s called drinking scotch and being a closer.
Highly recommend everyone to go and watch The Man From Snowy River before it leaves Netflix. My dad’s all time favorite movie that can be best described as a sappy Australian western movie that features Kirk Douglas. Awesome rainy day movie.
The fact that you responded with “dolphinitely” makes me want to punch you in the face.
Todd’s such a pussy that I’m pretty sure I can strong arm him into taking on all my daughter’s expenses so I can afford to divorce her mother.
This may be the Macallan talking, but maybe my daughter is finally figuring shit out.
Unfortunately, It’s mine. Sorry I’ve been gone so long, I was in The Virgin Islands with my receptionist and I went silent to avoid my wife. Girl gets it all from her.
Todd, either propose to her and make my life easier, or break up with her and make your life easier. At least put one of us out of our misery.
Never have I been happier that Todd worked late.
Thanks for making me read about my daughter doing “something nice”, deFries.
Geez, this guy is worse than my daughter
Dump my daughter Todd, get out before you become me.