I second the Financial Advisor description. I hear people say ‘He’s crushing it over at Edward Jones’ all the time. Well, that 7 year old Camry he’s parking in front of his dumpy apartment screams otherwise, my friend. Minor League players.
“First of all, that sales job is paying for the $10 vodka tonic you ordered, and more importantly, Google “glass ceiling” right now, and we’ll both have a good laugh.”
Oh Jesus. If I only had a dollar. The # of times a girl responds to “I’m a Drug Rep” with, “That’s not a real job.” Yea, a fake job that buys your drinks, skeezer.
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I second the Financial Advisor description. I hear people say ‘He’s crushing it over at Edward Jones’ all the time. Well, that 7 year old Camry he’s parking in front of his dumpy apartment screams otherwise, my friend. Minor League players.
Pretty sure every option but the t-shirt is repulsive. And while I enjoy a shorter-than-douchey inseam, Chubbies are outlandish.
“Lions do not lose sleep over opinions of sheep.”
BA-DOW.
Ugh. The Coexist sticker. Hippies.
Maybe after 9/11. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
This is basically a diary of my post grad life.
Yyyeeeaaaa. I could have done without this hipster garbage on a Friday.
Who really cares how the diamonds get to the US dealers? Isn’t that what makes us Americans so superior?
DEF. not the US Dollar.
Converts to $105,706.41. Still a $5.99 Diet Coke.
That’s craziness. The hipster glasses are IT.
Could have done without that. No offense to your twinsage, Mr. Adams.
HA! Skiing/Snowboarding in Chicago. The closest option you have for that is Four Lakes. (and Come On, we all know that’s a joke)
100% had to scan the wall to make sure I didn’t try to double post this SAME comment..
Great Old School reference.
Do women actually propose to men? That’s like, a thing?? What kind of lesbo control freaks are you people dating?
^ This couldn’t be a real response… Could it?
quality piece.
“First of all, that sales job is paying for the $10 vodka tonic you ordered, and more importantly, Google “glass ceiling” right now, and we’ll both have a good laugh.”
Oh Jesus. If I only had a dollar. The # of times a girl responds to “I’m a Drug Rep” with, “That’s not a real job.” Yea, a fake job that buys your drinks, skeezer.
Bolen, do everyone a favor. Write more columns… I’m not sure if you’ve written a bad one, ever.
“Damn it, I miss her, she’s really pretty, she’s probably going to find someone before me and I WILL MURDER THE NEXT DUDE THAT PENETRATES HER!”
Why in 7 hells is this such a common thought for a guy after a serious breakup? And when WE do it, nonetheless.