Having nightmares about not being on mute. PGP

The girl who sits next to me just farted…really loud. PGP

The “I don’t drink during the week” prick. PGP.

I left the bar at 9:15 on Saturday because I was tired. PGP

3 years removed from college and spring break photos are still filling up my social media. PGP.

I feel hungover every morning. I drink heavily about twice a week. PGP

My desk is more of a lunch table than it is a work station. PGP.

The next person I hear say their weekend was “productive” I am going to punch in the face. PGP.

“I see friends around from time to time, when their ladies let them slip away.” -John Mayer. PGP.

Kegels. PGP.