I once chose a my alma mater’s bug rival football game over my friends wedding. Zero fucks given. At least look at the football schedule when you choose your date.
Isn’t this the girl who had a sensual make out session with Terry Fator’s puppet in front on Ben? I can’t read this article bc that completely haunted me for weeks.
This isn’t he 1920s, it’s not like you wrote someone a letter and you are checking the mailbox everyday. If someone doesn’t write you back get over it and move on.
You aren’t an ass hole if you think it, only if you say it to the parents. My friends kids is almost 2 and looks like an extra from The Hills Have Eyes. Not okay to say to her but I can think it every time that baby frightens me.
Rule of thumb for women, don’t fart in front of him until he has 25 times and is open about it or makes jokes about it. I had one boyfriend who was not okay with that kind of stuff, so after dinner on the way back to his place, I would ask him to stop at a gas station or grocery store so I could get a water/Tylenol/wine/anything so I could do what I needed to do in the bathroom there. It saved me from a lot of stomach aches… “I’ll just run in real quick, you can just stay in the car”
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I once chose a my alma mater’s bug rival football game over my friends wedding. Zero fucks given. At least look at the football schedule when you choose your date.
Isn’t this the girl who had a sensual make out session with Terry Fator’s puppet in front on Ben? I can’t read this article bc that completely haunted me for weeks.
Another rule , Heinz Ketchup only. Unless you’re a savage eating at McDonald’s , then fancy ketchup will do.
Haters gonna hate
What about coleslaw? Have you ever had a slaw dog from The Varsity, it’s sad how much I think about them.
This isn’t he 1920s, it’s not like you wrote someone a letter and you are checking the mailbox everyday. If someone doesn’t write you back get over it and move on.
This is the definition of sacrilege. You sound like an old grumpy lady.
Grew up in Atlanta, we called it Gotcha.
I’ll stop myself from being a brat and saying “what about Ruth Chris” and instead say “what about Longhorns?”. Can’t beat their Wild West Shrimp.
Seriously, we got the notice 20 city articles ago about where we should be living. Does anyone actually move based off these crappy lists?
What’s wrong with being basic? Own it.
This is a good example of survival of the fittest.
Dillon’s leg crossing/quad muscle/khaki situation is super WASPY. You get that tan/leg combo on a golf course.
You aren’t an ass hole if you think it, only if you say it to the parents. My friends kids is almost 2 and looks like an extra from The Hills Have Eyes. Not okay to say to her but I can think it every time that baby frightens me.
Honorable mention: Brian Cassidy
The TGI Fridays at the Atlanta airport is damn good. I could schedule my flights around a boozy brunch.
Rule of thumb for women, don’t fart in front of him until he has 25 times and is open about it or makes jokes about it. I had one boyfriend who was not okay with that kind of stuff, so after dinner on the way back to his place, I would ask him to stop at a gas station or grocery store so I could get a water/Tylenol/wine/anything so I could do what I needed to do in the bathroom there. It saved me from a lot of stomach aches… “I’ll just run in real quick, you can just stay in the car”
You sound like a fun time
Don’t fight someone throwing up in the bathroom, at least they made it to a toilet.
This is why you are my favorite writer on PGP