Trying to get into your car with your access badge after work. PGP.

Today in the middle of a meeting I dropped my pen on purpose, just to feel alive again. It was a rush. PGP.

My hair smelling like coconuts right now is the closest thing I’m getting to a vacation for a long time. PGP.

Whoever installed an even number of urinals can go straight to hell. PGP.

My orange juice tasted really good in the car this morning. Then I realized I didn’t brush my teeth. PGP.

I’ll be home for Christmas…pending approval from my manager. PGP.

Hanging your head in shame after pressing “2” in the elevator. PGP.

Finding a unused shaker bottle with protein powder in it from a year ago. PGP.

I’m 100% positive the guy begging for change by my office has a higher net worth than me. PGP.

I’m asking for a briefcase for Christmas. PGP.