functionalcoholic

Member Since 02/21/2017

The Realization That It’s Okay To Be Lonely

Questions From The Chase: Relationship Limbo

Responding to sales emails with a clip of Chevy Chase saying “Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass, Kiss His Ass, Kiss Your Ass.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Is It Too Much To Ask For Everyone To Enjoy The Moment?

Moving To A New City Is Not Going To Magically Solve All Of Your Problems

Mean Comments And My Relationship With The Comment Section

The Case For Bringing A Flask To The Bar

Live From The Friend Zone

The Imposter’s 4-Step System For Ordering Wine

Be Very Happy That You Aren’t At Ja Rule’s “Fyre Festival” Right Now