Then you’ll get the VA patient who looks you in the eye and tells you, “about two bottles of vodka a day,” and you spend the rest of your day wondering if this guy actually almost drinks a gallon of vodka a day.
Bars in Indy don’t close until 3 am. The 2 am Drill is when the magic happens. Or at least one more solid hour of spending money you really shouldn’t spend.
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Fairly sure that if a guy wrote this, it would just consist of two things: “He bought me beer” and “He introduced me to Dave Matthews Band”
I’m definitely swiping right on the girl who can go from “Timber” to “Tinder” by changing just one letter.
Then you’ll get the VA patient who looks you in the eye and tells you, “about two bottles of vodka a day,” and you spend the rest of your day wondering if this guy actually almost drinks a gallon of vodka a day.
I drank more during my first year of med school than I did all throughout college. Chill out and enjoy the ride, kiddo.
Bars in Indy don’t close until 3 am. The 2 am Drill is when the magic happens. Or at least one more solid hour of spending money you really shouldn’t spend.
Interesting feelings were felt when it decided to shuffle from Geto Boys to Mariah Carey.
1-800? They have toll-free talk dirty numbers?!
That’s true. Wrinkle Release Febreze is also a Christmas gift for lazy postgrads now!
I thought he was talking about a triathlon, but fuck it.
It ain’t Christmas until you get to hear that no-talent ass clown Michael Bolton bolt out “O Holy Night”!
…Boney Bob, Cliff. I could go on forever, baby!
I seriously wish that I had a Christmas party where a sax player played “Baker Street” for an hour straight. I’m so jealous.
The refusal to do #2 has definitely helped me accomplish #15.
“Singing” along to DMX last night caused me to not have a voice this morning.
I don’t think I can ever hear “The Anthem” and not think of Madden 2003.
You got it all wrong, pal. That’s a Post Grad Solution right there.
You only have to shave once a week? Man, that sounds awesome.
I guess if you consider a doctor a type of drug dealer, then yeah, some drug dealers still use pagers.
Jesus Christ, Bolen. How much TV do you watch?
Sometimes you just gotta come to terms that you’re sitting right in the meat of the bell curve. Lord knows I have.