Legitimately asking cashiers “How’s your day going?” not out of politeness, but because I’m so eager to interact with anybody outside of my office. PGP.

Tried to haze the pledges at homecoming. Corporate life has made me soft. PGP.

Hawaiian shirt day at the office. Not even Steve can ruin this for me today. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

Seriously, fuck Steve. PGP.

Fuck Steve. PGP.

Moved to a new town for work. The only person I talk to outside of work is my leasing agent. PGP.

“I just wanted to thank you again for the opportunity…” PGP.

My roommates walked in on me masturbating this morning. I live with my parents. PGP.

I really need to take my suit to the dry cleaners, but then I wouldn’t have anything to wear to work for a few days. PGP.