This makes me more sad than when Robin Williams died…. But for real, thanks for always reminding me I’m not the only one struggling through adulthood. I’m not sure what I will do Monday mornings when I can’t read about people’s Sunday Scaries or Wednesday afternoons when I can’t read about what Girl is up to. I guess I will have to find another website to use for procrastination. Any suggestions?
“I did once fall on someone at a Three 6 Mafia concert and they got pissed at me so I handed them a ten-dollar bill in hopes they’d shut up. It worked.” —– this is the shit I come here for
Are we just going to ignore that Flamingo guy starts his story off with “Me and my college fraternity brothers still live together 3 years after graduation.”
Situations not to post: when they are sick, covered in feces, covered in food, on the toilet, blurry because they moved, crying (unless you have an awesome story as to why they are crying), bad lighting, etc, etc.
Ugh- or when they post 5 shitty ass photos of the kid in basically the same position. Only the photos are varying in graininess, fuzzyness, and bad lighting. Just staaaahp.
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This makes me more sad than when Robin Williams died…. But for real, thanks for always reminding me I’m not the only one struggling through adulthood. I’m not sure what I will do Monday mornings when I can’t read about people’s Sunday Scaries or Wednesday afternoons when I can’t read about what Girl is up to. I guess I will have to find another website to use for procrastination. Any suggestions?
Nothing beats Harry and Marv trying to get through the first house. Nothing.
It’s like that scene in The Office where Jim throws a party and all Oscar and Stanley talk about is paper…
You don’t know how many people you hate until you have to name a kid.
Penelope should know Girl is not going to be buying a dress today. No mom= no deal
“I did once fall on someone at a Three 6 Mafia concert and they got pissed at me so I handed them a ten-dollar bill in hopes they’d shut up. It worked.” —– this is the shit I come here for
I’ve been on 10 job interviews in the past 6 months… Which tells me I look good on paper but must suck in person…
I do feel bad for people that can’t unplug.
Are we just going to ignore that Flamingo guy starts his story off with “Me and my college fraternity brothers still live together 3 years after graduation.”
I told my husband I’ll be his DD for 9 months and then he gets to be my DD for 9 months
Situations not to post: when they are sick, covered in feces, covered in food, on the toilet, blurry because they moved, crying (unless you have an awesome story as to why they are crying), bad lighting, etc, etc.
I’m probably the only one who peaked in middle school
Ya’ll hating on potatoes like they are the most versatile food in the world…
“Aspen! Wonderful! I haven’t been there since the 80s!” Timothée gushed. Love the low key shade from Timmy
Note to self: check calendar before getting pregnant. I am missing the best of beer season
Not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate
Boss makes a dollar- I make a dime- that’s why I poop on company time
Ugh- or when they post 5 shitty ass photos of the kid in basically the same position. Only the photos are varying in graininess, fuzzyness, and bad lighting. Just staaaahp.
My vote is for Dogwood
Sweet baby Jesus