Ending nearly half of all office communicator conversations with “and next time you can probably just Google this.”

That satisfaction of unclipping your ID badge at the end of the day.

When not even the motion sensor lights in the restroom can recognize your presence.

Looking out the office window to see if your boss’s car is gone before ducking out early.

Coworker forgot to press mute on a conference call and the entire company heard her say, “Fuck this shit.”

I’ve used up most of my PTO going to job interviews.

The liquor store I frequent just tagged me in an Instagram post regarding their new delivery.

Havig to go to the minute clinic at CVS when you get sick because you’re too busy at work during the day, and because you still haven’t found a new primary care physician after aging out of the pediatrician’s office. PGP.

Being the only one to laugh during a 7-person conference call when someone said, “We need to somehow add girth.” PGP.