4 and 5 are looser with guys than girls. I know plenty of guys who won’t even touch a rom-com, or more specifically watch it drunk and alone. I do know some who will. I can’t say I’ve ever met a girl who hasn’t. With texting, I think guys just generally put less time and effort into short, briefs messages that top out at 160 characters.
Pro tip: 2 drinks isn’t that much for a guy. We’re much larger than you. 2 drinks for my girlfriend can get her tipsy. If I order two drinks, there’s a good chance I’m at a .00 before I get the check.
Yeah I’ve got to second the (lack of) soundproofing part. I came out of a blackout drunk sleep in Toronto at 4 AM because it sounded like a herd of elephants was gangbanging in the next room over. This lasted around 45 minutes plus however long they were going before I woke up. The next day, my friend charitably described them as a couple where the woman was a “whale stuffed into a cocktail dress” and the guy looked like a “fat Mongo in a suit.”
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It’s kind of hard to put your hopes on a 35 year old Shaq to make the playoffs when you traded him before the all star break.
You can definitely round out with the outfit with the $45 he wants to spend on those Vans with something else.
4 and 5 are looser with guys than girls. I know plenty of guys who won’t even touch a rom-com, or more specifically watch it drunk and alone. I do know some who will. I can’t say I’ve ever met a girl who hasn’t. With texting, I think guys just generally put less time and effort into short, briefs messages that top out at 160 characters.
Pro tip: 2 drinks isn’t that much for a guy. We’re much larger than you. 2 drinks for my girlfriend can get her tipsy. If I order two drinks, there’s a good chance I’m at a .00 before I get the check.
Sales is the only high income job available to people in their 20s? That’s news to me.
Not dead and lying there with a giant stomach wound and terminal cancer?
Sure
I said date. I’ve hooked up with tall girls. I can appreciate legs, but I prefer other things more.
Even as a tall guy, I’ve never been a fan of tall girls. Give me shorties all day. Never dated a girl taller than 5’6″.
Yeah I’ve got to second the (lack of) soundproofing part. I came out of a blackout drunk sleep in Toronto at 4 AM because it sounded like a herd of elephants was gangbanging in the next room over. This lasted around 45 minutes plus however long they were going before I woke up. The next day, my friend charitably described them as a couple where the woman was a “whale stuffed into a cocktail dress” and the guy looked like a “fat Mongo in a suit.”
That next day at work was rough.
Step 1) Pregame
Step 2) Flask(s) at reception
alternatively
Step 1) Don’t go
No need for multiple paragraphs here.
?Normally I am one for dry humor, but is this actually supposed to be funny?
If I die of starvation or dehydration, tell my family I love them.
This seems relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ege210HS44
“Do either of these look infected?”
This was a very solid list.
I’m not sure I believe you have four skills.
5) Their bed: You’re both already there and one of you is awake. Women love surprises (usually)!
I haven’t even downvoted you yet.
I already had a bunch of sleeveless T-shirts too. Sun’s out, guns out.
Mention jury nullification. I’ve heard that helps. Having a family member who is a cop/lawyer never hurts either.