First thing I would do after calling the cops is head to the BMV. If you have a passport, it takes less than an hour to get a new license. I’d also hit up the bank on the way home and grab some cash for the week. Also I’m surprised the CC company required a police report. Mine just gave me a temporary credit till they could verify it was indeed fraud.
I wouldn’t be stupid enough to have a DUI to my name. If you have $150 million in the bank, you have enough money to pay someone to street race your car for you (or do it while your sober). Fuck even Frankie Muniz wasn’t stupid enough to do this shit.
If your linkedin photo isn’t a photo of a crime in progress, it really shouldn’t matter. Half of my friends have a company headshot. The other half of my friends crop a headshot from something like a wedding or another non-alcohol fueled outing you’d find on facebook. Chances are if the picture did make a difference, your resume was not a fit for the position or you would have hated the company.
Also don’t ignore recruiters and open positions. Shoot a message back at the very least. They were looking at your profile for a reason.
My job has a pretty big break room with a bar, foosball, ping pong, and an old arcade simulator with a bunch of games. Most of that stuff is for after work or during lunch. Luckily the Keurig is half well stocked, but I just toss a box of tea in my desk. If the coffee is short, I can actually drink the tea, which I prefer anyway.
Can’t say anyone’s offered to take me to a game though. That’d be nice.
Never played MGS or Resident Evil growing up, like ever I think, but this list is pretty legit. I’d have chosen Mario 64 and Super Smash Brothers for 64 (more people played it). So many you can’t really go wrong. I did love playing Theme Park, though it wasn’t as expansive as Tycoon and came out much earlier.
They day I gave my two weeks notice on my first job, almost nothing happened. Over the next two weeks I swept up leftover work and handled two exit interviews. Deleting my work email off my phone and handing over my work laptop were two of the most gratifying things I’ve ever done. I took a 2 week “paid” vacation after my last day and I think I listened to “Living Part of Life” for 2 hours straight after I left the building.
I won’t say the entire experience was cathartic, but I have rarely been that satisfied in life.
Eh I’ve got the money for some occasional craft beers, but the other three are spot on. A good beer every now and again isn’t going to kill the budget.
Please your mom has been wondering why you aren’t married the second you walked across the stage. If she doesn’t voice it aloud, it’s because your other relatives will come the holidays.
Not gonna lie none of those songs have been ruined for me. I never really listened/liked “Crazy Bitch.” Can’t say I know the Black Crowes song. Then again I’m not sure I’ve ever been turned away from a song because it was played too much or drunk sung by annoying people.
I would just advise not traveling alone unless you are going to visit someone. I guess it’s one thing if you have access to a warm weather vacation house, but traveling alone always struck me as a bad idea. Hell I don’t even particularly like traveling alone to meet people elsewhere. Half of the experience is the mutual memories and and bonding.
You can chat up people you meet on the trip but the odds of that particular “friendship” lasting after you depart is pretty close to zero.
Maybe the traders and I-bankers don’t get tested, but the only time I’ve ever been tested was when I’d have access to HIPAA or SOX audited systems as a consultant/contractor.
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Tyrion Lannister should be on this list if the asshole from One Tree Hill is.
If a guy in the grocery store wants to hit on you, not much of anything in that list is going to work.
Well it is Tinder. Sounds you got what you paid for.
First thing I would do after calling the cops is head to the BMV. If you have a passport, it takes less than an hour to get a new license. I’d also hit up the bank on the way home and grab some cash for the week. Also I’m surprised the CC company required a police report. Mine just gave me a temporary credit till they could verify it was indeed fraud.
I wouldn’t be stupid enough to have a DUI to my name. If you have $150 million in the bank, you have enough money to pay someone to street race your car for you (or do it while your sober). Fuck even Frankie Muniz wasn’t stupid enough to do this shit.
If your linkedin photo isn’t a photo of a crime in progress, it really shouldn’t matter. Half of my friends have a company headshot. The other half of my friends crop a headshot from something like a wedding or another non-alcohol fueled outing you’d find on facebook. Chances are if the picture did make a difference, your resume was not a fit for the position or you would have hated the company.
Also don’t ignore recruiters and open positions. Shoot a message back at the very least. They were looking at your profile for a reason.
My job has a pretty big break room with a bar, foosball, ping pong, and an old arcade simulator with a bunch of games. Most of that stuff is for after work or during lunch. Luckily the Keurig is half well stocked, but I just toss a box of tea in my desk. If the coffee is short, I can actually drink the tea, which I prefer anyway.
Can’t say anyone’s offered to take me to a game though. That’d be nice.
I went from a N64 to a PS2. I do have a PS3 and some disposable income, so I will have to check those out.
Never played MGS or Resident Evil growing up, like ever I think, but this list is pretty legit. I’d have chosen Mario 64 and Super Smash Brothers for 64 (more people played it). So many you can’t really go wrong. I did love playing Theme Park, though it wasn’t as expansive as Tycoon and came out much earlier.
They day I gave my two weeks notice on my first job, almost nothing happened. Over the next two weeks I swept up leftover work and handled two exit interviews. Deleting my work email off my phone and handing over my work laptop were two of the most gratifying things I’ve ever done. I took a 2 week “paid” vacation after my last day and I think I listened to “Living Part of Life” for 2 hours straight after I left the building.
I won’t say the entire experience was cathartic, but I have rarely been that satisfied in life.
#1 is maybe 10% of postgrads. If that fear paralyzes your life, well I’m sure someone can fill in the “self-fulfilling prophecy” angle.
Eh I’ve got the money for some occasional craft beers, but the other three are spot on. A good beer every now and again isn’t going to kill the budget.
Please your mom has been wondering why you aren’t married the second you walked across the stage. If she doesn’t voice it aloud, it’s because your other relatives will come the holidays.
This is actually three reasons.
Not gonna lie none of those songs have been ruined for me. I never really listened/liked “Crazy Bitch.” Can’t say I know the Black Crowes song. Then again I’m not sure I’ve ever been turned away from a song because it was played too much or drunk sung by annoying people.
11. Can you “go back” if you never left in the first place?
I would just advise not traveling alone unless you are going to visit someone. I guess it’s one thing if you have access to a warm weather vacation house, but traveling alone always struck me as a bad idea. Hell I don’t even particularly like traveling alone to meet people elsewhere. Half of the experience is the mutual memories and and bonding.
You can chat up people you meet on the trip but the odds of that particular “friendship” lasting after you depart is pretty close to zero.
Don’t worry. You’ll always have Lin Elliot and the 1995 playoffs.
Maybe the traders and I-bankers don’t get tested, but the only time I’ve ever been tested was when I’d have access to HIPAA or SOX audited systems as a consultant/contractor.