After much consideration, I came to a surprising conclusion. Marry cersi, bang Margery, and kill Danny.
Here me out, you marry cersi you become king. She’s loaded and probably a dominating in the sack.
Margery’s last two husbands were murdered. But she is the hottest, yet has no real power
Danny used to be married to Karl drogo, good luck pleasing her after that. Also her baby died after a blood magic curse, and her dragons are uncontrollable.
Pull a Robert, marry cersi and become king. Then drink and whore yourself to death
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Just more awkward
you disgust me
that’ll cost you 10 points H’puff’
I’m not really sure what accountants even do. My best guess is they count the money I make my company
you strike me as a future middle management type
Like we say to death….”not today”
you gotta pass the time somehow in Omaha
After much consideration, I came to a surprising conclusion. Marry cersi, bang Margery, and kill Danny.
Here me out, you marry cersi you become king. She’s loaded and probably a dominating in the sack.
Margery’s last two husbands were murdered. But she is the hottest, yet has no real power
Danny used to be married to Karl drogo, good luck pleasing her after that. Also her baby died after a blood magic curse, and her dragons are uncontrollable.
Pull a Robert, marry cersi and become king. Then drink and whore yourself to death
“Remember, you can be whoever you want to be on the phone”
It’s a long road to a summer home in the Hamptons
if you’re doing anything less than slurring words to 80 songs, you’re doing it wrong
sounds like you need to get out more
I’m not going hungry
“You can keep the change”.
I found an apartment in the bar district. Life could be worse
Part of being “that guy” is not giving a fuck
Omaha is Gotham City compared to Fort Wayne
i feel slightly dumber for actually caring about this for all of 4 seconds
You should just stick to beer from now on
OKCupid would be my Tet Offensive