Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

Worked all Monday with a koozie in my back pocket. #PGP

My desk is more of a lunch table than it is a work station. PGP.

The most daring thing I’ve done this week was like an Instagram pic by a girl three points out of my league. PGP.