People like Todd are the reason women like Girl exist. If just once he walked over, loomed over her and said “I would like you to speak to me more respectfully, please”, she would probably break down entirely. Nobody has once told her that her feelings and whims aren’t the only important thing in life, and that’s why she doesn’t think of anyone but herself. Inject some testosterone, Todd, cut her off, throw her from the apartment and then please kill yourself.
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Double post bitches! You’re the best, deFries.
“I’ll be elbow-deep in Claire while liking all her Instagram posts with my other hand.”
WHAT’S HAPPENING WITH TODD
Ugh, I’m just going to call this guy Todd.
Somewhere there’s a SJW shrieking that choreographed wedding dances are cultural appropriation. I just think they’re stupid.
Yes they do. There are women out there who just want to hear their own thoughts in a deeper voice.
People like Todd are the reason women like Girl exist. If just once he walked over, loomed over her and said “I would like you to speak to me more respectfully, please”, she would probably break down entirely. Nobody has once told her that her feelings and whims aren’t the only important thing in life, and that’s why she doesn’t think of anyone but herself. Inject some testosterone, Todd, cut her off, throw her from the apartment and then please kill yourself.
Will, you’re ruining my life. Here’s what I want:
1. Girl gets dumped and cut off, declares bankruptcy
2. Todd marries Claire.