This guy got jobs “by sitting at bars and dancing at wedding receptions” doesn’t sound like they panned out to be that great. He sounds more entitled than his target.
Lmao. Didn’t realize I was supposed to bring something to the table. Thought I was just someone who come to this site to read the articles. Didn’t realize that I also have to read your hot takes in the comment section. Didn’t realize PGP asked you to also give your 8 jokes, none of which were original. Dane Cook used your #1 10 years ago. All 8 of these lines were predictable, and boring. If you can’t take criticism, get off the internet Bubba.
I understand sarcasm and satire just fine. This was just shitty. And it looks like everyone else that read it agrees with me. Or maybe no one else besides you and 2 others understands sarcasm, satire, and creative writing.
Side bar: I’ve never understood the expression “9-5”. Is that the standard? All 3 of the companies for I’ve worked for the last 5 years post college have been 8-5. 9-5 isn’t even a 40 hour work week.
Geez you sound like such a whiny bitch. The title of the article should have tipped you off, that this was an article from a female perspective. Also how many celebrities do you even think are on dating apps? Has to be less than 1% of the dating app pool. So why are you even talking about it.
She’s not being demeaning, she’s calling out basic dudes.
Next time just keep your Rational Thoughts to yourself.
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This guy got jobs “by sitting at bars and dancing at wedding receptions” doesn’t sound like they panned out to be that great. He sounds more entitled than his target.
Jon*h Ryan 2016
Holy shit yes. The Challenge rules. Team Bananas every year.
Lmao. Didn’t realize I was supposed to bring something to the table. Thought I was just someone who come to this site to read the articles. Didn’t realize that I also have to read your hot takes in the comment section. Didn’t realize PGP asked you to also give your 8 jokes, none of which were original. Dane Cook used your #1 10 years ago. All 8 of these lines were predictable, and boring. If you can’t take criticism, get off the internet Bubba.
Such a try hard
To be clear, not offended by your shitty attempt at a joke. Didn’t seem controversial to me. Just thought I’d let you know how shitty it was/is.
I understand sarcasm and satire just fine. This was just shitty. And it looks like everyone else that read it agrees with me. Or maybe no one else besides you and 2 others understands sarcasm, satire, and creative writing.
Such a try hard.
More like take a chill pill, debreeze
You’ll always be crash to me.
Side bar: I’ve never understood the expression “9-5”. Is that the standard? All 3 of the companies for I’ve worked for the last 5 years post college have been 8-5. 9-5 isn’t even a 40 hour work week.
This really made me want to go to the Derby.
Criss-Cross Apple Sauce, that intro was fuckin boss
Geez you sound like such a whiny bitch. The title of the article should have tipped you off, that this was an article from a female perspective. Also how many celebrities do you even think are on dating apps? Has to be less than 1% of the dating app pool. So why are you even talking about it.
She’s not being demeaning, she’s calling out basic dudes.
Next time just keep your Rational Thoughts to yourself.
The only true fan is a homer.
This life is not your own. Don’t waste our time with your ex. Bring on the Summer of Bridgette.
“You’re born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts.”–Donald Draper
More like DisappoinTodd.
La Flama Blanca isn’t #1? You’re fuckin out.
Precisely.