I’m that asshole who occasionally says “surprise me”. I don’t do it often or when it’s busy but if you give me something different I’ll leave a very nice tip. So I’m a generous asshole.
As someone who grew in Jacksonville I want to be insulted but I’ve had friends send me pictures of them baking cookies by leaving them in car in the summer.
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Boobs won’t be back for a while. Thicc thighs are the future, old man.
I’m that asshole who occasionally says “surprise me”. I don’t do it often or when it’s busy but if you give me something different I’ll leave a very nice tip. So I’m a generous asshole.
The only good things about Orlando are the theme parks and the food. It’s not worth it.
Cinnabon makes me feel things in my loins
Disappointed memes wasn’t on the list.
I have a problem.
The grocery store I go to serves beer so I don’t really have to bring my own.
I support you and your use of coupons
Seek help.
The spicier the wing the better the blue cheese tastes
Inject the memes into your bloodstream
You guys sleeping on the summer shandy. A little disappointed.
I feel your pain devin
Intermittent fasting gets results though.
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As someone who grew in Jacksonville I want to be insulted but I’ve had friends send me pictures of them baking cookies by leaving them in car in the summer.
‘Burb life is cool. HOA? Not so much.
Is it acceptable to watch porn with no audio
But I’m celibate.
All Star by Smash Mouth. Obviously.
Tbh that would make for some bomb pictures.