Going to my crush’s wedding this weekend.

Someone just microwaved a seafood pot pie in the office break room. PGP

Deleting all browsing history, every day. PGPM.

Changing my Tinder settings to 100+ miles away because I now live in the middle of nowhere. PGP.

“Rough night last night?” PGP.

Accidentally matching outfits. PGP.

I make it rain… Business cards. PGP

When your boss’s realization that you’re actually good at something results in more work. PGP.