Not being eligible for any more “first full year” promotions since you switched cable service providers after each first full year. PGP.

I always check my “sent” folder to make sure I sent the email to the right person. PGP.

Getting sunburned on your bald spot. PGP.

Monday Me : “Fuuuck drinking.”Friday Me: “Let’s rage.” PGP.

I get promotional emails from the local liquor store. PGP.

Holy shit my timeline is nauseating. PGP.

First three day weekend since Christmas and it rained all three days. PGP.

Is it too early to aspire make the PGA Senior Tour? PGP.

My current age is often referred to as a professional athlete’s prime. I break a sweat walking to my car after work. PGP