Got asked by a bald coworker if I was thinning up top. He then proceeded to tell me, “Don’t fight it.” PGP.

Kelly Kapowski is turning 41 today. PGP.

Boss just got a new Porsche. I just got my mom’s old Suburban. PGP.

I used to rely on adults to tell me the weather. Now I look at the 5 day forecast. PGP.

There’s been a tupperware of mac ‘n cheese in the break room fridge for at least a month now. PGP.

Guy from accounting thinks it’s hilarious to stare at me from the doorway until I ask him what he wants. All he says is “Hey buddy,” then walks off. Every time. PGP.

The guy next to me eats 8-10 popsicles a day. PGP.

Having to wait until your lunch break for Friday hangover brunch. PGP.

Feeling like a criminal when a LinkedIn connection endorses you for something you have no idea how to do. PGP.