“Can you check this for me?” PGP.

Being asked what your plans are for the weekend by older coworkers then extremely disappointing them with your response. PGP.

Is it 5:00 yet? PGP.

The gradual decline in goal setting from a six figure salary to a new office chair. PGP.

“Did you fall in?” After a long stint on the john. PGP.

Pretty sure I’m getting catfished on Tinder. PGP.

The old guy gives me the McGavin “shooter” every time I walk past him in the hall. PGP.

Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6 year old. PGP.

Ferris Bueller is turning 53. PGP.

“Who do you have in your final four?” PGP.