I’ve been playing a round every few weeks with a dude I met at an Austin course a while back. After this weeks round he asked me out for drinks. Do I go and potentially ruin having a semi consistent person to play with (not easy to find as a semi decent female golfer) or say what the hell and go for it? (side note, not Muni and not Micah)
I planned to walk a round by myself yesterday only to join up with a solo dude and his dog at the first tee. Two hours later, a solid round and a phone number exchange… fully agree with this take.
BUSINESS PARTNER OUT OF THE COUNTRY SO IM ON A 6AM FLIGHT TO HIT THE RESET BUTTON AT THE PARENTS HOUSE IN FLORIDA. NOT SLEEPING ON OUR DEALS SO THERE WILL BE WORK FROM HOME, THE COURSE AND THE BEACH FOR THE WEEK.
Tidd wishes he was in Paris
To get away from girl and her parents
She looks so proud
Standing there with a frown and no intellect
Posting pictures of herself on the internet
Out on the terrace
Todd breathes in the air of this small town
On his own cuttin’ work for the thrill of it
Getting drunk thinking its Claire he could be with
Things Katie, Alex, Victoria, Megan, and Jill Do After This Email: Group Text
Katie: omg can you believe Girl’s email
Victoria: lol, pouring wine before reading it
Katie: tbh take a Xanax
Jill: “we’re not married yet” – like obviously, are they ever going to get engaged?
Alex: i hear Todd has been texting with a girl from the derby….
Megan: mama needs xanax AND wine for this
Katie: OMG OMG I accidentally screenshotted our convo and did that thing where you send it to the person you’re talking about…
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No no no no no no no.
I’ve been playing a round every few weeks with a dude I met at an Austin course a while back. After this weeks round he asked me out for drinks. Do I go and potentially ruin having a semi consistent person to play with (not easy to find as a semi decent female golfer) or say what the hell and go for it? (side note, not Muni and not Micah)
If only you had control of how douchey you come across.
I planned to walk a round by myself yesterday only to join up with a solo dude and his dog at the first tee. Two hours later, a solid round and a phone number exchange… fully agree with this take.
There’s as good of a chance that Girl chips in for her engagement ring as Nick giving Raven her first orgasm.
BUSINESS PARTNER OUT OF THE COUNTRY SO IM ON A 6AM FLIGHT TO HIT THE RESET BUTTON AT THE PARENTS HOUSE IN FLORIDA. NOT SLEEPING ON OUR DEALS SO THERE WILL BE WORK FROM HOME, THE COURSE AND THE BEACH FOR THE WEEK.
Really wish this ended like the video of the track kid getting taken out by the deer
6pm cold brew with an extra shot. In today for the long haul.
Tidd wishes he was in Paris
To get away from girl and her parents
She looks so proud
Standing there with a frown and no intellect
Posting pictures of herself on the internet
Out on the terrace
Todd breathes in the air of this small town
On his own cuttin’ work for the thrill of it
Getting drunk thinking its Claire he could be with
The taste of a Three-Day-Weekend Hangover & Scaries
Would kill for a Saturday afternoon at Kam’s
Sidewalk Slams
$2 Tall Boys & the Natty on a patio
Things Todd Is Thinking About Getting Girl For Christmas:
– Single status
– A kidnapped dog
– One less roommate
– An unhealthy obsession stalking Claire’s Instagram
– Mental breakdown
Things Katie, Alex, Victoria, Megan, and Jill Do After This Email: Group Text
Katie: omg can you believe Girl’s email
Victoria: lol, pouring wine before reading it
Katie: tbh take a Xanax
Jill: “we’re not married yet” – like obviously, are they ever going to get engaged?
Alex: i hear Todd has been texting with a girl from the derby….
Megan: mama needs xanax AND wine for this
Katie: OMG OMG I accidentally screenshotted our convo and did that thing where you send it to the person you’re talking about…
#PrayForTodd
#TooLazyToFindANewFlingSoMrsNeggaGotTheRing
Doesn’t matter, their daughters will still be calling the Drake of the 2030s Daddy on Twitter someday.
@GirlAndToddBecomeOneSomeonePleaseHandMeAGun
#ToddAndGirlMakeUsHurl #ToddClaireAndSperryMakeUsMerry
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