Having to fight the urge to click on someones LinkdIn profile because you know they’ll see it. PGP.

Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.

Needing to have a break up conversation with a girl after only two weeks of hanging out. PGP.

Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP.

I don’t poop at home so I have something to do at the office. PGP.

Keeping your diploma over your liquor shelf to remind yourself that you can still accomplish things when you spend most of your time drunk. PGP.

Drinking games now means seeing if I can finish a drink without feeling sleepy. PGP.

The only matches I get on Tinder these days are hooker spam bots. PGP.

Alt+Tab. PGP.