Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.
Dating or married guy: “30 minutes for a drink and 2 hours for a cab. I’m good with a house party.”
Single guy: “$200 for a open bar with nothing but 10’s! Can’t wait!”
Plain and simple, the guy is bored during the week so he spends a cumulative 30 minutes TEXTING, not talking, to the girl. It’s groundwork for the grind sessions he has whenever he comes back home. I guarantee the guy is not seeing this exchange as a relationship, but merely a convenient arrangement.
The only thing worse than spending a weekday night at her place is her spending Saturday night at your place and not leaving until Monday morning. No I do not want to go to brunch, Target, or some baby shower. Sunday is made for Chipotle, football, and not answering your calls.
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Hawks lost, Phil saw his shadow, the market is down, and Katy showed leg. Someone needs to keep a close eye on Brian today.
14) Put your effing phone away.
$15 tickets, not $150 tickets.
Dating or married guy: “30 minutes for a drink and 2 hours for a cab. I’m good with a house party.”
Single guy: “$200 for a open bar with nothing but 10’s! Can’t wait!”
I’m just counting down the minutes till Chipotle opens up. Fuck me.
Did you ever wonder what your dad was actually doing during those 30 minutes?
Meant for the emergency fund comment.
And a shovel.
Great read, though exchage ‘tax write offs’ with ‘expense reports’.
Here’s an idea Caroline, trace your steps back to his place and give him back his watch. Or sell it.
No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked doin’ something like that, man.
I think you have been accidently going to the nearest high school weight room. This whole experience sounds nothing like going to a real gym.
Plain and simple, the guy is bored during the week so he spends a cumulative 30 minutes TEXTING, not talking, to the girl. It’s groundwork for the grind sessions he has whenever he comes back home. I guarantee the guy is not seeing this exchange as a relationship, but merely a convenient arrangement.
So this is how white trash ends relationships.
He probably broke up with you because you’re an unstable alcoholic who has an eating disorder.
These are not horror stories. Good God! I feel like this is turning into a section for high school kids to talk about losing their virginity.
And his attempt of Cribs when he talks about Jack n Box buttermilk ranch for two minutes.
I would have resembled Road Runner spinning my wheels out the door.
I’d say her diet consists of rice cakes and 4 inches of columbia’s finest. Hard 10.
The only thing worse than spending a weekday night at her place is her spending Saturday night at your place and not leaving until Monday morning. No I do not want to go to brunch, Target, or some baby shower. Sunday is made for Chipotle, football, and not answering your calls.