When I get bored at work, I just get pictures of goats off the internet and send the pictures to my coworkers in emails marked “important.” PGP.

Texting more at work than you do when you’re not. PGP.

My 40 year old boss blacked out in SoHo on Friday night. I made chili and watched Community. PGP.

The office is my one escape from my A/C-less apartment. The office A/C broke today. PGP.