First time I met my gfs dad was interesting. His friends that he lives with get my wasted off of their moonshine that they all make. But after holding composure until it was time to leave, I actually earned all of their respect. Point being, act like a man, treat them with respect and they more often then not show the same back
Red Bull Vodka’s used to get me going, but now it’s like an opposite effect and I just end up waking up on my gf’s bed and her pissed off at me with no memory of what happened.
At 23 I am currently like this. I really hate it, cause I can’t even try to stay awake out at bars on the weekends. My body just decides its sleep time for me.
Personally I’ve always hated the listicles. I work and live in a very small town so it is nice to try to live vicariously through someone else on a blog site. Excuse me for trying to bring satirical humor to a shittier situation on this site.
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22. Truck Driver
Just a friendly heads up, you can still get a dui on that thing. I’ve known people who have gotten them on skateboards before.
This oddly reminds me of duda…
Or you could put a thumb tack facing outwards on the doorbell.
First time I met my gfs dad was interesting. His friends that he lives with get my wasted off of their moonshine that they all make. But after holding composure until it was time to leave, I actually earned all of their respect. Point being, act like a man, treat them with respect and they more often then not show the same back
Fuck off, Will was having a real moment here and you ruined it.
3. Yuba City: “No one has ever heard of us”
THIS ISNT FUCKING TSM.
And would that honestly be the worst thing in the world?
Take your own advice and get a heart shaped.
Jesus who do you work for? Stalin?
Damn near killed him!
hahaha….. I need more friends…
Stand around construction workers for a day and tell me who swears more. Millennials, or the other generations.
Red Bull Vodka’s used to get me going, but now it’s like an opposite effect and I just end up waking up on my gf’s bed and her pissed off at me with no memory of what happened.
At 23 I am currently like this. I really hate it, cause I can’t even try to stay awake out at bars on the weekends. My body just decides its sleep time for me.
Personally I’ve always hated the listicles. I work and live in a very small town so it is nice to try to live vicariously through someone else on a blog site. Excuse me for trying to bring satirical humor to a shittier situation on this site.
I honestly thought she was able to create these type of articles….
“If You (Insert Title from original Forbes listicle), Then You’re (Adjective).”
“One news piece isn’t indicative of any sort of larger strategy” -Will deFries
Or so I’ve been told….
Duda used to love Cuban cigars and Rum….
“1. For our first date, I took her to a bar that was had a $3 you-call-it special.”
Illiterate remark of the day goes to Nick….