I suppose that’s a fair attitude. I just don’t like doing it right off the bat. If we’re having a conversation and it’s going well I’ll probably offer, but it’s rarely how I’m starting it off now.
If I ever got cut off at a wedding I would do everything in my power to ruin that bartender’s life and subsequently the bride and groom’s marriage for hiring shitty bar staff.
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I suppose that’s a fair attitude. I just don’t like doing it right off the bat. If we’re having a conversation and it’s going well I’ll probably offer, but it’s rarely how I’m starting it off now.
That’s low by Liam, no doubt. That being said, totally done paying for women’s’ drinks.
Can we get a power ranking here?
FUCK
I’m hungover eating a breakfast sandwich on the subway. We are meant for one another.
Except this week because I bet on them again.
If I ever got cut off at a wedding I would do everything in my power to ruin that bartender’s life and subsequently the bride and groom’s marriage for hiring shitty bar staff.
Already mentally talking myself into 3 grand for a Cubs world series ticket in 6 weeks.
Yo, FUCK Dabo Swinney. Cocksucker cost me that parlay last week. Hope Clemson loses every game the rest of the season.
Don’t have to worry about this one. Sweet!
This is why they went from being worth $40B to like $5B.
Movie was great as usual. Last scene sitting frozen in the park always gets me.
Football and hockey dates are awesome. And also a great way to bankrupt myself while I should be saving money in the winter.
And now there’s a 100% chance I’m gonna watch That Awkward Moment at like 11pm tonight after 4 drinks. Great, thanks Will.
This is the kind of shit I’m looking for, Dave. Good lookin out.
What the fuck, Willy. Having such a great Thursday over here and you throw this kind of pressure on me.
Yo, fuck this company.
Gotta find that extra gear. Find your inner animal. Let it fucking rip, man
Low key love getting fucked up in the middle of the week for no reason whatsoever.
If she hit on you how did you not come up with a number, fam?