Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on The Friday Afternoon Open Thread: November 4th Fuck Caroline. She dropped by like once a month anyway. Not missed. -9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on I Blacked Out On My Date Last Night Never order the second cheapest bottle of wine. It’s most likely worse than the cheapest bottle. Fun fact. 63 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on I Got Fucked Up Last Night What a time to be alive. Go Cubs Go. 62 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on Don't Even Bother Trying To Date Until January Vegas next weekend? Vegas next weekend. Wear something nice. 64 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on Don't Even Bother Trying To Date Until January Or because it’s possible to date 12 months out of the year. Bet you didn’t see that one coming. #spinzone 75 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on Don't Even Bother Trying To Date Until January I don’t even know why you would be concerned about this. 53 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on All Of Your Yuppie Friends Are Now Going To Ask For SoulCycle Classes On Their Wedding Registries Gonna start turning down wedding invites. Can’t be associated with these types of people. 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on My roommates are from Cleveland. PGP. Fuck em. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on My Night In Mexico With A Guy Twenty Years My Senior Hey kiddo is an all time great line. 89 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on Six Ways My Girlfriend Has Hinted That I'm A Piece Of Shit Can’t tell you where I heard it (Dillon), but word is Willy is a virgin. 76 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on Six Ways My Girlfriend Has Hinted That I'm A Piece Of Shit “William, you’re a scumbag” – Will’s girlfriend 126 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on Why Are The Last Few Pounds Always The Hardest? That you in the stock photo? Job well done. 25 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on Thing Girls Do After Graduation: Drunk Arguments Power move by Todd but he’s definitely a fucking dead man. Next week on TGDAG: kick their boyfriend out of his own apartment. 61 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on 7 Ways I've Convinced Myself This Guy Wants To Date Me After He Explicitly Told Me He Doesn't Thank you for your support. 33 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on Aussie Business Dudes Pretended To Be Pro Golfers And Competed In A North Korean Golf Tournament That’s awesome. Incredible stuff. 37 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on 7 Ways I've Convinced Myself This Guy Wants To Date Me After He Explicitly Told Me He Doesn't You sure? 2+2=4 37 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on 7 Ways I've Convinced Myself This Guy Wants To Date Me After He Explicitly Told Me He Doesn't Let me know if you want to play. I’m free. 90 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on 7 Ways I've Convinced Myself This Guy Wants To Date Me After He Explicitly Told Me He Doesn't I respect the positive outlook but you’re being clowned. Good for him, though. 105 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on I Took A New Job And I May Have Buyer's Remorse Wild Turkey 101 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 8 years ago on I Took A New Job And I May Have Buyer's Remorse CC: John Duda 40 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fuck Caroline. She dropped by like once a month anyway. Not missed.
Never order the second cheapest bottle of wine. It’s most likely worse than the cheapest bottle. Fun fact.
What a time to be alive. Go Cubs Go.
Vegas next weekend? Vegas next weekend. Wear something nice.
Or because it’s possible to date 12 months out of the year. Bet you didn’t see that one coming. #spinzone
I don’t even know why you would be concerned about this.
Gonna start turning down wedding invites. Can’t be associated with these types of people.
Fuck em.
Hey kiddo is an all time great line.
Can’t tell you where I heard it (Dillon), but word is Willy is a virgin.
“William, you’re a scumbag” – Will’s girlfriend
That you in the stock photo? Job well done.
Power move by Todd but he’s definitely a fucking dead man. Next week on TGDAG: kick their boyfriend out of his own apartment.
Thank you for your support.
That’s awesome. Incredible stuff.
You sure? 2+2=4
Let me know if you want to play. I’m free.
I respect the positive outlook but you’re being clowned. Good for him, though.
Wild Turkey 101
CC: John Duda