Okay, Dill. Hear me out on this one. I’ll pay for all your expenses to travel to an island in international waters to go hand-to-hand combat with a wolf to the death. We’ll make it a pay-per-view event too. You win, I’ll give you 69% of the pay-per-view money. You lose, I promise to use the money to throw you an awesome funeral and cover your kid’s college tuition. Deal?
Gonna grill a nice steak and have a few glasses of red tonight. Maybe a good two hours of GMAT studying and finishing with a movie. Real low key Friday. Follow it up with a four hour beer event with the pops tomorrow and see where the night takes me.
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Sometimes you just have to throw a nude on the snap story. Gotta keep the people on their toes.
Mike seems like a guy who should be institutionalized but hey, at least your’re not dead.
Rolling with the BBQ bag right now.
What, exactly, do you think is not feasible about this scenario?
I’m really happy to live alone pretty much every day except for the last day of the month when I pay rent.
Really flying through this bag of sunflower seeds. Have a twix bar sitting here too.
Your wedding register is probably going to be fire and expensive but it won’t be because of your girlfriend.
Okay, Dill. Hear me out on this one. I’ll pay for all your expenses to travel to an island in international waters to go hand-to-hand combat with a wolf to the death. We’ll make it a pay-per-view event too. You win, I’ll give you 69% of the pay-per-view money. You lose, I promise to use the money to throw you an awesome funeral and cover your kid’s college tuition. Deal?
Ah man, that ending was a real bummer. Which hospital are you at?
To each his own.
Gonna go with neither.
That bumble date story is an all-timer. I wouldn’t even really be mad about it because it’s such a funny story.
Gonna grill a nice steak and have a few glasses of red tonight. Maybe a good two hours of GMAT studying and finishing with a movie. Real low key Friday. Follow it up with a four hour beer event with the pops tomorrow and see where the night takes me.
Like I always say. 69, dinner for two.
I bought the Luxe Core sheet set from Brooklinen and it’s amazing.
Underrated burn. Nice.
In the office real early today to close a couple of deals and set myself up to coast through tomorrow.
I’m making some pasta bolognese and garlic bread along with a nice little pinot noir.
Hey, if the Dow keeps going up 300 points everyday we’ll be at Dow 50,000 in no time and all this will work out perfectly for us.