Yesterday was my annual performance review. They said I’ve checked all the boxes to be at the next level and am no question the go-to analyst on the team but am still not promoted. Will have to see how the compensation review goes next week. Happy holiday weekend everyone!
For anyone in Chicago, Restoration Hardware store is actually a really fun date spot. Grab a drink at the bar and walk around looking at all the outrageous furniture you can’t afford. It’ll be just like this and hopefully you will stand strong like Todd. Also, fuck that little “register” drop.
Little tip for that. It’s often caused by having the sleeves on your shirt buttoned all the way down and the friction of your elbows rubbing against your desk as your work on the mouse and keyboard. If you don’t want to roll your sleeves up, try unbuttoning the wrist buttons for more wiggle room.
We actually had someone in a group of 15 for a bachelor party suggest everyone get matching tanks for the trip and like 4 people quickly seconded the idea. Had to shut that shit down, just not acceptable.
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Yesterday was my annual performance review. They said I’ve checked all the boxes to be at the next level and am no question the go-to analyst on the team but am still not promoted. Will have to see how the compensation review goes next week. Happy holiday weekend everyone!
Your level of self awareness is incredible. But I can’t decide if it’s incredibly low or incredibly high.
Hey, hi how are ya. Sup
Also what does she mean they don’t have another time to go shopping? She’s fucking unemployed.
For anyone in Chicago, Restoration Hardware store is actually a really fun date spot. Grab a drink at the bar and walk around looking at all the outrageous furniture you can’t afford. It’ll be just like this and hopefully you will stand strong like Todd. Also, fuck that little “register” drop.
At no point in his life has Kanye West been the best current rapper/wrapper out there.
Little tip for that. It’s often caused by having the sleeves on your shirt buttoned all the way down and the friction of your elbows rubbing against your desk as your work on the mouse and keyboard. If you don’t want to roll your sleeves up, try unbuttoning the wrist buttons for more wiggle room.
Ya know, back in the day business was done over 3 martini lunches. And here I thought you were part of DCO nation, William. Smh.
Good effort but not really I guess. Better luck next time and keep swinging.
I could live with something small like that. But 15 dudes running around in red tanks with some shitty hashtag on it? Just kill me instead.
We actually had someone in a group of 15 for a bachelor party suggest everyone get matching tanks for the trip and like 4 people quickly seconded the idea. Had to shut that shit down, just not acceptable.
Honestly Micah, your only option is to fight Jared to the death.
Airplanes, the internet and alcohol.
I’ll tell you who complains about air conditioning, the women in my office.
Sounds like a good time, though, so respect for that.
A 7 hour nap? I can’t even sleep straight through for like half that. Nice job, dummy.
Dave, help the woman out and give her a raise.
Did you people see the new trailer for GoT? My (old) gods, it’s glorious.
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