1. Don’t invite your brother in law unless you’ve done drugs together before.
2. Most apps let you directly connect your instagram now anyway. Just a showcase of more photos in my mind. I wouldn’t slide into the DM’s unless her profile says to do that.
3. Make time and put in effort for your family. Always. Nothing is more important.
4. While I feel for you and the situation you feel you’re in, I wouldn’t be too hard on yourself over it. Nothing is wrong with you. As you said, you’re recognized for many qualities so you’ve got plenty going for you. When the sex happens, it happens. Until then, keep being a decent human being.
5. Welcome to living the PGP life instead of just reading about. Buckle up kiddo. But really, it’s not all bad. There’s plenty of reasons to enjoy the post grad life. Just make sure you make time to find those things.
Look at that kids, drastically overthinking things doesn’t always turn out poorly. Sure, he’s 100% gonna fuck this up by getting hammered on the rooftop and drunk texting her at 1 a.m. but for now things are good.
So it’s just “friendly hand holding” with friend of the pod, Kayla then? Got it. Also, beard looks absolutely phenomenal on the stamp. Better than Will’s? It hard to say.
I will never understand the people writing in about cheating on their significant others. Like, you’re a scumbag and that’s something I’d want to keep to myself.
1. Don’t invite your brother in law unless you’ve done drugs together before.
2. Most apps let you directly connect your instagram now anyway. Just a showcase of more photos in my mind. I wouldn’t slide into the DM’s unless her profile says to do that.
3. Make time and put in effort for your family. Always. Nothing is more important.
4. While I feel for you and the situation you feel you’re in, I wouldn’t be too hard on yourself over it. Nothing is wrong with you. As you said, you’re recognized for many qualities so you’ve got plenty going for you. When the sex happens, it happens. Until then, keep being a decent human being.
5. Welcome to living the PGP life instead of just reading about. Buckle up kiddo. But really, it’s not all bad. There’s plenty of reasons to enjoy the post grad life. Just make sure you make time to find those things.
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Lolla is awful now. It’s 80% drunk and tripping 15 year olds. 7 years ago it was awesome and now the acts aren’t even that good.
Start at 8 am and done by midnight is my guess. Spend the next day in church.
6 miles. 12 me time sessions. 18 donuts. 24 beers.
Bread butts are great for toasted breakfast sandwiches. Butter those things up, slap an egg and some bacon on there and go to town. #AssEatinSzn
Look at that kids, drastically overthinking things doesn’t always turn out poorly. Sure, he’s 100% gonna fuck this up by getting hammered on the rooftop and drunk texting her at 1 a.m. but for now things are good.
Bring Kayla back on the pod. She was funny the few times she was able to pop on.
So it’s just “friendly hand holding” with friend of the pod, Kayla then? Got it. Also, beard looks absolutely phenomenal on the stamp. Better than Will’s? It hard to say.
Please don’t die, Micah. Good luck.
I got drunk yesterday but it doesn’t matter because I don’t have a job to go to today.
An ice cold coca-cola is great on a hot day.
I will never understand the people writing in about cheating on their significant others. Like, you’re a scumbag and that’s something I’d want to keep to myself.
I’ve been scouring the internet for a Romney 2012 one. Just classic.
Fleece vest is fair game as soon as the temps dip below 70.
Timothee seems like the kind of guy who is going to spank Todd at the next meeting when he shows up without ever having opened the binder.
I’m really good at it and who doesn’t like the things they’re good at.
Damn I’m so hungry.
Flood alert. Turn around, don’t drown.
Congrats on the new lady friend, Dill. Always knew it would happen.