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Murphy’s is essentially just going to be my kid’s daycare.
The man should be canonized.
Honestly, $100 to fuck a stripper seems alarmingly cheap. The price, to me, is the most concerning thing to me in this scenario.
So many reasons to blackout all weekend but all I need is one. Enjoy the weekend, folks.
Great poddy.
Johnathon, what’s our mystery DM’er look like? 1-10?
Some days you just don’t have it.
Dave’s #lunchbeers seeding joke was incredible.
I keep waiting for simpletons to stop worrying about other folks’ beverages…get over yourself. Drink whatever you want.
Eric, such a drunk dummy. Can’t wait to get that intoxicated this Saturday for St. Paddy.
This is enjoyable content.
Yea, I stopped like a year ago and just started referring to myself as Senor Daddy.
I mean, I too am a mayo boy but if you wanted to send Todd on a search for something he can’t find couldn’t it at least have been his balls?
Ha what the hell, Will?
Gibson’s for steaks okay with you?
Damn, that steak looks delicious.
Aim towards the side walls of the urinal. Problem solved, man.
I said get oral *first*. Everyone gets oral because equality and shit. Please pay attention.
Option 7: Dine and dash every date.
Option 8: Rock, paper, scissors every date (Note: loser gets oral first after the date since that’s only fair).
Guy just running through Georgetown girls and hill interns.