Just splurged on a 27 foot pontoon boat fixed with a pop up bar, leather seats, a portable toilet, and a Bose surround sound system. So I dont plan on getting off this booze crusin’ vessel for much of anything over the weekend. My friends have gotten a little more cozy than normal too..
My uncle draws sap from over 40,000 trees here in upstate New York. It’s one of the biggest/most efficient Maple operations in the area. The equipment is stupid expensive, and shit goes wrong all the time. He busts his ass every spring just to break even. It’s more of a tradition or a passion than anything. Or else I’d say we beat you to it.. Cause trust me, people have tried
Receiving my PhD in Clinical Psychology this weekend. Took me 9 years to trick them into giving me a license to medically call someone crazier than myself. Turns out I’m so proud that I felt I should boast about it to you faceless assholes
I had to go back and re-read the entire question thinking I missed a crucial part of the story.. Dude walked in on his friend getting drunken top from his girl. So fuckin’ what? I’d have asked them if they were hungry..
Fuck coffee, it’s Irish Car Bombs and Guinness today. If I’m not obnoxiously drunk by noon, then Ole St. Patrick died for nothing. To those who have to work today.. That fuckin’ blows
Currently being ravaged by a snowstorm here in Northern New York. Total travel ban, everything but the grocery store is closed. Which I just drove the snowmobile to to get dinner. God Bless Mother Nature..
Got asked to watch my buddies house for the night while he stays with his Dad in the ICU. No problem with that, but wouldn’t you know, the fucking powers out on the whole street. So It looks like I’ll be sitting in the dark, by myself, flashlight and rum in hand, for the remainder of the night. Phones about to die, so I guess I’ll see you assholes on the other side.
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I’m a licensed therapist who got roped into bouncing at my friends bar in town tonight.. This should be interesting
Lets be honest, we clicked on this only to get a better look at Peyton
Don’t blow it.
Keep it simple.
Count yo money.
You’ve never used a stationary porta potty?
Just splurged on a 27 foot pontoon boat fixed with a pop up bar, leather seats, a portable toilet, and a Bose surround sound system. So I dont plan on getting off this booze crusin’ vessel for much of anything over the weekend. My friends have gotten a little more cozy than normal too..
Just ask his right hand man Pablo
My uncle draws sap from over 40,000 trees here in upstate New York. It’s one of the biggest/most efficient Maple operations in the area. The equipment is stupid expensive, and shit goes wrong all the time. He busts his ass every spring just to break even. It’s more of a tradition or a passion than anything. Or else I’d say we beat you to it.. Cause trust me, people have tried
Receiving my PhD in Clinical Psychology this weekend. Took me 9 years to trick them into giving me a license to medically call someone crazier than myself. Turns out I’m so proud that I felt I should boast about it to you faceless assholes
I had to go back and re-read the entire question thinking I missed a crucial part of the story.. Dude walked in on his friend getting drunken top from his girl. So fuckin’ what? I’d have asked them if they were hungry..
That’s what you get for booze cruisin’ around Iowa at 8 o’clock on a Monday..
Exactly.. And I didn’t even read it. Dude is a straight up dunce
Hello? Anybody home?
Fuck coffee, it’s Irish Car Bombs and Guinness today. If I’m not obnoxiously drunk by noon, then Ole St. Patrick died for nothing. To those who have to work today.. That fuckin’ blows
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Currently being ravaged by a snowstorm here in Northern New York. Total travel ban, everything but the grocery store is closed. Which I just drove the snowmobile to to get dinner. God Bless Mother Nature..
Got asked to watch my buddies house for the night while he stays with his Dad in the ICU. No problem with that, but wouldn’t you know, the fucking powers out on the whole street. So It looks like I’ll be sitting in the dark, by myself, flashlight and rum in hand, for the remainder of the night. Phones about to die, so I guess I’ll see you assholes on the other side.
Told Ma I wanted to try making her gnocchi. She just laughed and said I needed to let her know ahead of time. So I’ve got that going for me..
I don’t know, her caboose looks pretty curvy to me..
Trying my luck with homemade pizza tonight. Doughs been rising all day.. If Ma can do it so can I, right? Hold tight while I fuck this up.