Displaced Chicagoan now residing in Beer City, USA. Can be found on the weekends shooting a round of golf, sipping craft beer, or getting way too worked up over Chicago sports teams.
I once tried hosting a dumpy-one-bedroom-apartment warming party but no one showed up. Then I realized that I was the only person on the guest list and that every night I host a dumpy-one-bedroom-apartment warming party.
I live a couple miles from our minor league team’s stadium and I fucking love going to games during the summer. Games are a blast and there are ridiculous incentives like $1 lawn seats and $2 beers on the regular. Also caught my first ever foul ball the last time I went so I’ll always be partial to that team and stadium.
Hey Arnold was hands down my favorite show growing up. I liked it not only because Arnold was a genuinely good guy but also because it was a realistic portrayal of common life issues (bullying, living up to your parents expectations, financial struggles, etc). Even as an adult you can still appreciate the show’s messages.
Seriously, if you’re going to be SO inconvenienced by someone crashing at your place for a weekend just tell them no and say you’ll be out of town or something.
Don’t show up an hour early on your first day of work. Had a new guy do this yesterday and can confirm that he has gained tryhard status in the office.
I agree with you to some degree. In my opinion if you don’t leave the office for lunch, you don’t get a lunch break. Luckily the building I’m in has a lounge area on the bottom floor with free Wi-Fi. A lot of times I’ll bring my lunch to work, leave the office and eat it in that area where I can have some peace and quiet.
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As a guy, I would have mad respect for a chick that orders and takes down a plate of ribs on the first date.
I once tried hosting a dumpy-one-bedroom-apartment warming party but no one showed up. Then I realized that I was the only person on the guest list and that every night I host a dumpy-one-bedroom-apartment warming party.
Now kith.
Wow, their plan worked to perfection. Do you think I’d be reading this article right now if they changed it to Tribune Media Inc?
Nice, sounds like you could afford the house!
I guess you could say I’m a fan.
Death Valley, CA
I live a couple miles from our minor league team’s stadium and I fucking love going to games during the summer. Games are a blast and there are ridiculous incentives like $1 lawn seats and $2 beers on the regular. Also caught my first ever foul ball the last time I went so I’ll always be partial to that team and stadium.
Hey Arnold was hands down my favorite show growing up. I liked it not only because Arnold was a genuinely good guy but also because it was a realistic portrayal of common life issues (bullying, living up to your parents expectations, financial struggles, etc). Even as an adult you can still appreciate the show’s messages.
Good thing I can still put that I’m a self-starter and a real go-getter.
Friend of mine dated a horse girl throughout college. Can confirm from the stories here would tell that they’re psychotic.
You should meet my girlfriend.
Since you’re a temp does that mean you’re going to bang a co-worker?
DMHC – Doesn’t matter, have a coupon
Seriously, if you’re going to be SO inconvenienced by someone crashing at your place for a weekend just tell them no and say you’ll be out of town or something.
Don’t show up an hour early on your first day of work. Had a new guy do this yesterday and can confirm that he has gained tryhard status in the office.
Probably pretending like they have work to do so they can give off the vibe to the higher-ups that they’re really grinding it out.
…and then eat the fish for lunch the next day. BAM.
I agree with you to some degree. In my opinion if you don’t leave the office for lunch, you don’t get a lunch break. Luckily the building I’m in has a lounge area on the bottom floor with free Wi-Fi. A lot of times I’ll bring my lunch to work, leave the office and eat it in that area where I can have some peace and quiet.