Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

When the IT guy says, “I have no clue.” PGP.

These posts are becoming increasingly more accurate. PGP.

Living in constant fear that your boss will find out that you are just making it up as you go. PGP.

My dog is so afraid of fireworks that he breaks open my bedroom door, jumps on the bed, and pees through my comforter. PGP.

Checking your bank account balance on Monday morning to motivate yourself to go to work. PGP.

That smart water I always have at my desk could be water, but it could be vodka. PGP.

The highlight of my weekend was getting new bed sheets. PGP.