Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on A 'Choose Your Own Adventure' Guide To Drunkenly Getting Home From The Bar I’m pretty sure that’s the start of a porno. Gonna have to do some research. Will report my findings in the morning. 17 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on This Weekend In Fun Does your ginger life have any time available for rolling around under my bed sheets? -65 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Chugging coffee so I can take as many bathroom breaks as possible during all day training with our auditors. PGP. Power move 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Dangerous Animal Of The Week: Hungry Hippos I’d do more than cuddle you….id also make breakfast. 54 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on My life is now just a never ending cycle of Pepto-Bismol and sleeping pills. PGP. I prefer Xanax and Jäger, knocks me right out every time. 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Touching Base: Listener Questions and Bad Takes with Mia Khalifa You are incorrect sir, she’s a great person. Any girl that gets railed for others enjoyment is ok in my book. P.S. I would stick my wet Johnson in her donut hole any day of the week. -15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Does The Girl You Just Met Want To Have Sex With You? Wanna get sushi and have below average sex for 2 minutes tonight? 78 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on What To Do At A Wedding Where You Know Absolutely No One Now we are talkin 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Things My Parents Were Right About: Social Media Sup Taylor? Wanna split a 30 rack of keystone and make coitus? 51 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Things My Parents Were Right About: Social Media Is posting your junk on the internet illegal? Asking for a friends friend. 24 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Keep Your Kid's Balls Off My Timeline Kids a walking power move. Probably walks into church and shakes the preachers hand in his birthday suit 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Dropped $24 at Starbucks yesterday for the wife and son determined to get that free drink. Open up the app on Monday morning to see I'm at 124 stars. PGP My wife’s only at freshman in high school. She probably still drinks CapriSun. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Pulled a muscle in my back while having sex. PGP. What’s sex? 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on How To Make A Great Impression On Your Significant Other’s Family This Christmas How does showing up to Christmas Eve Service plastered rub off on them? 42 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on My Case For "All I Want For Christmas Is You" Being The Worst Christmas Song Ever All I want for Christmas is to motorboat her sweet chest puppies. 91 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on A Remote Writer's Breakdown Of The Corporate Gifts I Got My Bosses At Grandex All I want for Christmas is SassyRed to sit on my face! Sup? 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Finally, Uber Is Making It Easier For You To Drunkenly Find Your Ride When You Stumble Out Of The Bar At 3am last call, stock photo girls would 38 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Spicing up the office for the Holidays. If you need a place to sit at that office, my face is available. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on The only forecasts Miata drivers care about are the markets. Power move right there 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on How Aggressive Is This Dude Asking The Woman Who Interviewed Him On A Date? Dinner and drinks? I have a $100 Ruth’s Chris gift card burning a hole in my Khakis. 78 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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I’m pretty sure that’s the start of a porno. Gonna have to do some research. Will report my findings in the morning.
Does your ginger life have any time available for rolling around under my bed sheets?
Power move
I’d do more than cuddle you….id also make breakfast.
I prefer Xanax and Jäger, knocks me right out every time.
You are incorrect sir, she’s a great person. Any girl that gets railed for others enjoyment is ok in my book. P.S. I would stick my wet Johnson in her donut hole any day of the week.
Wanna get sushi and have below average sex for 2 minutes tonight?
Now we are talkin
Sup Taylor? Wanna split a 30 rack of keystone and make coitus?
Is posting your junk on the internet illegal? Asking for a friends friend.
Kids a walking power move. Probably walks into church and shakes the preachers hand in his birthday suit
My wife’s only at freshman in high school. She probably still drinks CapriSun.
What’s sex?
How does showing up to Christmas Eve Service plastered rub off on them?
All I want for Christmas is to motorboat her sweet chest puppies.
All I want for Christmas is SassyRed to sit on my face! Sup?
At 3am last call, stock photo girls would
If you need a place to sit at that office, my face is available.
Power move right there
Dinner and drinks? I have a $100 Ruth’s Chris gift card burning a hole in my Khakis.