In Minneapolis, you only get girls from MN or Wisconsin – Chicago has a lot more variety, and not always for the better (Chicago burb girls are fucking crazy)
Either on a roll or completely dry, the exact same thing has happened to me in 3 different instances since moving to Chicago – keep fighting the good fight
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I legit got hinge dumped for this reason today – made out on the 1st and second date and she assumed I just wanted to hook up – chicks, man
Glad you stumbled upon this Will, winter staple – oh and fuck Bemidji & Hermantown
Sometimes I fantasize about breaking it in half over my knee
I legit got “Kill, marry, fuck: pizza, Netflix, alcohol?” once. I was honestly impressed with the amount of basic squeezed into the line
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Does doing a casual line before hitting the bars constitute as “druggie”?
In Minneapolis, you only get girls from MN or Wisconsin – Chicago has a lot more variety, and not always for the better (Chicago burb girls are fucking crazy)
I’m with you – AMC, HBO & Mr. Robot – don’t come at me with that Network TV trash
Stock photo nips?
Judging by ol’ Johnny’s buddy from the last column, you two could make a dream team
I think half of those were more describing small town America rather than just the south
Wriglyvile is plenty fun during a fall Saturday or summer Cubs games, lighten up
Either on a roll or completely dry, the exact same thing has happened to me in 3 different instances since moving to Chicago – keep fighting the good fight
Having a hot work mom. PGP
An xbox and only going out on the weekends goes a long way
God damnit
Sharing a birthday with this succubus. PGO
Will posted it just in time for the morning shit, not complaining
Just get a job as a personal trainer and you’re in
The online stuff vice puts out is garbage, which sucks because the show is the best investigative journalism out there