Draper 8 years ago on 12 days to Week 1 and our quarterback is out 9-12 months. PGP. I’m physically ill. The kick and this are probably the worst possible bookends to the offseason – at least the Gophers might be ok? Maybe? -6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on The Trouble With Wearing Condoms Haven’t used a condom in years – it’s 2016 – everyone’s on birth control and college educated professionals don’t have STDs. Hate away -28 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on Brutal Honesty Is Just As Good As Therapy Still waiting on the next ‘Questions from the Chase’, Johnny -11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly: Your Brunch Crew Deconstructed Just say “day drinking” like a respectable human being 18 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on Distance Does Not Make The Heart Grow Fonder Damn, using that one 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on Why 25 Was The Worst Year of My Life, And How I Recovered If there’s a bar for your alma mater, sack up and head there solo on a Saturday for game day – did that my first year in Chicago to great success 17 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on I Can't Decide If I Should Ask A Girl Out Or Not Chicago Johnny would, shooters shoot 188 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on I woke up without a voice and have an interview in two hours. PGP. Read that with the Minnesota accent too – nailed it 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on My company doesn't use Outlook. PGP. Same story, but a year with lotus – took a solid month before Outlook was normal 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on Negotiated a starting salary of 53k just to say I make over $1000/week. PGP. Need to up that to 75, taxes bruh 53 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on What I Learned About Justice After My Friend's Wife Compromised Our Group Text The hypocrisy kills me, they do the exact same shit 38 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on Girls Are Always Going To Be Confusing So Stop Trying To Understand Them I’m almost to the point of envying gay dudes who don’t have to put up with this shit -21 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Gay Best Friend I think your ‘gay best friend’ depiction tops your ‘basic white girl’ 27 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on My Weekday Routine Has Rendered My Social Life Nonexistent Gotta quit working out in he morning, you sound miserable 43 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on We Don't Need Bathroom Attendants At The Bar The only time I’ve tipped a bathroom attendant is after doing blow in a stall (rarely) or when a buddy pukes and he doesn’t say anything – with you 100% though 58 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on Welcome To The Rat Race That Is Your Mid-20's I’ll put “get girlfriend for first time since high school” above “get engaged”, but this was a mood booster 95 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on I Hate Your Tattoo Don’t have any tattoos but girls with tats are sexy as hell, hate away 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on A Project Manager Is An Adult Babysitter Not even a PM, but once you get a couple promotions, your job turns to at least 50% babysitting – feel your pain 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Draper 8 years ago on I Want A Trophy Husband Your closing kind of cancels out your opening, but other than that I’m on board. 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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I’m physically ill. The kick and this are probably the worst possible bookends to the offseason – at least the Gophers might be ok? Maybe?
Haven’t used a condom in years – it’s 2016 – everyone’s on birth control and college educated professionals don’t have STDs. Hate away
Still waiting on the next ‘Questions from the Chase’, Johnny
Just say “day drinking” like a respectable human being
Damn, using that one
If there’s a bar for your alma mater, sack up and head there solo on a Saturday for game day – did that my first year in Chicago to great success
Chicago Johnny would, shooters shoot
Read that with the Minnesota accent too – nailed it
Same story, but a year with lotus – took a solid month before Outlook was normal
Need to up that to 75, taxes bruh
The hypocrisy kills me, they do the exact same shit
I’m almost to the point of envying gay dudes who don’t have to put up with this shit
I think your ‘gay best friend’ depiction tops your ‘basic white girl’
Gotta quit working out in he morning, you sound miserable
The only time I’ve tipped a bathroom attendant is after doing blow in a stall (rarely) or when a buddy pukes and he doesn’t say anything – with you 100% though
I’ll put “get girlfriend for first time since high school” above “get engaged”, but this was a mood booster
Don’t have any tattoos but girls with tats are sexy as hell, hate away
Not even a PM, but once you get a couple promotions, your job turns to at least 50% babysitting – feel your pain
Your closing kind of cancels out your opening, but other than that I’m on board.
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