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Bubbles can’t be great for the sperm count.
*sniff* I never did Quaaludes in 2013, or college for that matter.
Really makes my week when they compliment the thickness.
Really took a dark turn at #14.
I thought of that watering hole scene in Mean Girls.
P.S. I also hate Luck’s beard/face.
Not to mention half of our starters were dry-humped up and down the field into injury AFTER WE RESTED THEM ALL THE WEEK BEFORE. They were targeting Jamal, I don’t give a fuck what anyone says.
Regardless of the fact that I’m an Archer fan-boy, the CEO does remind me a lot of him.
“6’3″ with the body of Adam Levine.” That’s one lanky mother fucker.
The worse part is that he waited for me to get done.
Cilantro can make or break salsa. I think that’s about it.
I wanna go back and tell college me how good he has it.
So. Much. Milk.
*Little
Everyone has gotten with “Moe with the gimpy leg”.
It’s Christmas in Kansas City.
I had to watch my friend’s drunk dad eat shit about 10 times trying to see if he put together the bike “Santa” brought, correctly.
I meant Newman.
Have fun cleaning that acid dinosaur’s black jizz off your face, Newman.
Crossing a Kenny G reference with the Office Space/Michael Bolton joke. Bold move.