I’m a very very very close second. When you’re the only one in your friend group that is hopelessly single, you get tossed around from one couple to another like divorced parents. Holidays and weekends you’re with one couple, Tuesdays and Thursdays with another, etc.
Currently the only thing on my to do list this weekend is take the dog to training, so that definitely means a two hour nap will be happening the second I get home.
Other than that, I’m free as a bird with no friends or plans in sight
Staring at my dog all weekend and probably downing all the alcohol that’s in my fridge right now because my first paycheck hasn’t come in yet and I’m too broke to go out.
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I’m a very very very close second. When you’re the only one in your friend group that is hopelessly single, you get tossed around from one couple to another like divorced parents. Holidays and weekends you’re with one couple, Tuesdays and Thursdays with another, etc.
Sup?
It’s 9 am and the sun is already out and my outfit is pretty damn on point.
That has to mean it’s going to be a good day, right?
Anyone else strangely get the urge to give a guy a blowjob after this?
No? Okay, never mind then.
Don’t respond. Nothing good can come from responding.
My Jewish soul seconds this.
Currently the only thing on my to do list this weekend is take the dog to training, so that definitely means a two hour nap will be happening the second I get home.
Other than that, I’m free as a bird with no friends or plans in sight
Matzah pizza > Any other pizza ever. Don’t @ me.
Also, having to read this during Passover is fucking inhumane.
Starting Game of Thrones and spending the paycheck I got today.
Pretty solid weekend.
I do this weekly. It’s a vicious cycle
Used to exclusively drink white.
Finally came to my senses and I’ve never looked back. Red wine all the way.
Narragansett tall boy and a bag of pillsbury soft mini snickerdoodle cookies.
They’re great and terrible at the same time lol
There’s a multitude of apps that do that.
Pasta for the 5th night in a row because it is the only thing I can chew without crying
I’m going to be doing this at some point this year. So thank you for letting me know what I’m getting myself into.
If I had a boyfriend, I would send this to him and tell him to make room on the couch because I’ll be right there next to him.
But I’m single af, so.
Starting my two year process to fix my jaw and get a super hot smile. Not looking forward to have braces at 22, but It’s a process.
Wear the Hawaiian
Staring at my dog all weekend and probably downing all the alcohol that’s in my fridge right now because my first paycheck hasn’t come in yet and I’m too broke to go out.