Do Not Disturb 10 years ago on Thoughts From A "Fat Girl" No but seriously, maybe lose some weight. 38 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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No but seriously, maybe lose some weight.
What in the fuck is wrong with his eyes.
“Even the best looking people from high school are better looking now.”
What on earth? No.
Maybe lose some weight.
Male emotional journey leading up to a first date:
-Just remember to poop before the shower.
This is nothing to be ashamed of.
Deep, bro.
Hi Jezebel!
Define small.
Oh please, girls love the games. Acting like you aren’t that interested (and being attractive) is a guy’s best bet.
Tofu, raising prices, not letting me steal Tabasco… you’re showing your true Communist colors, Chipotle.
Something about a cockpit.
So is he going to keep his schtick? Or does he lose the character and do “normal” late night stuff?
.
“one more before we go?”
x4 (at least)
No hangovers? Jesus man tell me your ways.
This is the part where some guy in the office mentions he totally doesn’t drink soda, and did you know that diet is actually worse for you than regular?
Shut the fuck up, guy.
I can’t wait to wear this shirt to Kauffman Stadium the first time I decide to attend a game this year.
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/assets/3332729/1-large.jpg
Awfully materialistic of you, Jess.
Sounds like a generally unhappy person.