The daily decision to spend money on good coffee or drink shitty coffee for free. PGP.

Starting a new game with myself called “How casual can I dress before I start getting questionable looks from coworkers?” PGP.

The walk of shame now being the distance from the restroom to your cubicle after being in there for an absurd amount of time. PGP.

When your chair gets upgraded, it feels like a promotion. PGP.

I just said, “Last time I saw you, you were this big.” PGP.

Actually having to clean your place before having a girl over. PGP

I’ve started attending my church again solely for the networking opportunities.

My Tinder conversations always end up with me giving interview advice.