Dickworth 11 years ago on Envying the window washer's job when he's outside your window. PGP. Ha. Like I’d hang a rope 700 feet in the air off of a metal pole to climb down a clean windows. -19 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on Woman Creates Horrendous Online Dating Profile, Men Still Hit On Her How did my private conversation reach the public!? -17 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on Looks like I'm not eating this week. #PGP Too much fun on High Street, eh? 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on Guy Fieri Fights Hairdresser, Most Money Video Clip On The Internet Today If Guy Fieri was smart, he’s impale the hairdresser with that razor sharp porcupine of a hair cut he has. -22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on Twitter Co-Founder Jack Dorsey Dishes Out His DOs and DON'Ts of Success Yeah, but beer and sugar physically taste better than success….. -5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on Kevin Mack. #PGP What’s up, Columbus, Ohio? 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on Quite Possibly The Worst Resumé Of All Time How’d you find my resume!? -2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on The 10 Best .GIFs From College Football's Opening Night Nah, it just shows your shitty team happened to play before all the better teams play on Saturday. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on 6 Ways To Do Your Laundry And What They Say About You Step 1) Wash clothes Step 2) Put wet, clean clothes into dryer Step 3) Leave clothes in dryer for 6 days. -20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on This South Carolina Gal Wasn't Too Happy With This UNC TD She’s a keeper. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on When Someone You Used To Have Sex With Gets Pregnant One of my old hookups from years ago now has a kid and cuts my hair once a month…. 19 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on What Your Morning Alarm Says About You BRB emailing you to teach you my ways. -22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on When Your Creepiest Friend Gets Engaged I started reading this and three people instantly popped into my head… -4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on How Postgrad Life Is Like The Sims I can’t believe you really said “SIMilarities”. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on When a coworker comments that your desk doesn't have much flair. PGP. My desk is not a TGIFriday’s uniform. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on Peeing hard to clean the ring in your toilet. PGP. Every. Single. Time. -16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on A Letter To Time Warner Cable From A Disgruntled Customer Time Warner can suck my balls. -7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on The Problem With Music At Work Don’t forget the handful of shitty Coldplay songs! 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dickworth 11 years ago on The Realization That You Can’t Afford Anything I eat off of a hand-me-down $20 coffee table from Walmart. Get on my level. 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ha. Like I’d hang a rope 700 feet in the air off of a metal pole to climb down a clean windows.
How did my private conversation reach the public!?
Too much fun on High Street, eh?
If Guy Fieri was smart, he’s impale the hairdresser with that razor sharp porcupine of a hair cut he has.
Yeah, but beer and sugar physically taste better than success…..
What’s up, Columbus, Ohio?
How’d you find my resume!?
Nah, it just shows your shitty team happened to play before all the better teams play on Saturday.
Step 1) Wash clothes
Step 2) Put wet, clean clothes into dryer
Step 3) Leave clothes in dryer for 6 days.
She’s a keeper.
One of my old hookups from years ago now has a kid and cuts my hair once a month….
BRB emailing you to teach you my ways.
I started reading this and three people instantly popped into my head…
I can’t believe you really said “SIMilarities”.
My desk is not a TGIFriday’s uniform.
Every. Single. Time.
Time Warner can suck my balls.
Don’t forget the handful of shitty Coldplay songs!
I eat off of a hand-me-down $20 coffee table from Walmart. Get on my level.