I have no idea but some chick I graduated high school with just had one and I can’t stop seeing bullshit pictures, videos, staged “surprises” and what not. I’m finally to the point a lot of post grads are with Facebook pregnancies: We get it, you’re having a little “peanut” now stop posting about it.
Politics aside, imagine what it feels like to be that important? Like to have your own commercial plane filled with people who support you and wait on you hand and foot and will literally do anything for you. But I guess that’s what middle management tries to be and they just end up being a bunch of cucks….. *sigh*
Most of my friends from college are Cubs fans so it’s been insufferable ever since I met them. Yeah, I’m happy for them but at this point it’s like the entire world is going to be pissed if they don’t win. I can’t wait til it’s over so I can stop hearing about the Cubs.
I usually take 3-5 minutes thinking about which fancy beer I want to order then just end up with a Sam Adams or something because A. I’m a pussy and B. I don’t want to waste my money on something I have no idea about.
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Wouldn’t be a ball pit without some crusty semen.
Or PGPM?
Jesus Christ…
“I voted.” PGP
I have no idea but some chick I graduated high school with just had one and I can’t stop seeing bullshit pictures, videos, staged “surprises” and what not. I’m finally to the point a lot of post grads are with Facebook pregnancies: We get it, you’re having a little “peanut” now stop posting about it.
Name checks out.
Politics aside, imagine what it feels like to be that important? Like to have your own commercial plane filled with people who support you and wait on you hand and foot and will literally do anything for you. But I guess that’s what middle management tries to be and they just end up being a bunch of cucks….. *sigh*
Name checks out.
I’ll drink to that.
Getting shit on by your “lessers.” PGP.
“Your results came back and I don’t know how you’re not dead.”
“Well if it helps, I feel dead inside.”
PGP
You’re crazy.
Most of my friends from college are Cubs fans so it’s been insufferable ever since I met them. Yeah, I’m happy for them but at this point it’s like the entire world is going to be pissed if they don’t win. I can’t wait til it’s over so I can stop hearing about the Cubs.
Fallon is pretty funny on occasion but I think it’s mostly hipsters and democrats who watch these shows regularly still.
C.R.E.A.M.
Name checks out.
One thing I’ve learned in sales: People LOVE to talk about themselves. Just sit and nod and act interested before you try to close the deal.
I usually take 3-5 minutes thinking about which fancy beer I want to order then just end up with a Sam Adams or something because A. I’m a pussy and B. I don’t want to waste my money on something I have no idea about.
Promote this man to CEO based on his steadfast decision making abilities. Wowza.
I fear that I will someday be asked to perform a task I said I could do during my interview.