My stomach is to accustomed to beer. It’s kinda like filling up your tank with regular gas, and then one day switching to jet fuel and expecting everything to work just fine.
Decided this weekend Allstar by smashmouth will be the first song I play in my gently used burgundy Miata when the day I get behind the wheel finally comes. I could not disagree more.
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Not even going to read this. Unless you worked at an enterprise rent a car it was never acceptable to wear khakis in the first place.
Couldn’t pay attention to this because I couldn’t tell for the first few paragraphs if this was a lesbian thing or not.
My stomach is to accustomed to beer. It’s kinda like filling up your tank with regular gas, and then one day switching to jet fuel and expecting everything to work just fine.
This has Enron-esque scandal written all over it.
Decided this weekend Allstar by smashmouth will be the first song I play in my gently used burgundy Miata when the day I get behind the wheel finally comes. I could not disagree more.
It does happen to a lot I’ve guys. Trust me, plenty of girls have told me.
You left Mercedes off but I by no means take that as a compliment because I know I am a douche.
I’m 6’2″ when I stand on my wallet, if that counts.